I was at the playground watching my kid play on the ground when I struck up my favourite conversation with my friend Nadine. No, we didn’t talk about panties, or Value Village, or why you should never buy someone else’s panties at Value Village.
We chatted about cutting cable television. The conversation may have gone something like this:
Me: I’ve probably saved a million dollars by cancelling cable four years ago. That math totally works.
Nadine: Me too! I use an HDTV antenna to watch cable channels for free.
Me: Me too! I spent $67 on mine. I get two channels.
Nadine: SIXTY-SEVEN BUCKS? I got mine for $3 at the dollar store and get up to nine channels.
Me: WHAAAAAAAAT? I either love you or not. Hook me up with your dollar store, I’m feeling squawky.
A $3 HDTV indoor antenna from the dollar store? I couldn’t make an indoor TV antenna for that cheap. I should know, I’ve tried with slightly quirky but mostly humiliating results. My daughter calls this one “The Owl”. I call it “The Hideous”.
Then there was my attempt at making a more “streamlined” version. This one got dubbed “The Space Invader”.
Both DIY TV antennas worked perfectly well, as long as Carl held it while I leaned out the window with a raised hand and a bent knee that either resembled a sad pink flamingo or a poor interpretation of that 80s Bangles hit, Walk like an Egyptian. Both attempts made the option of just paying for cable television look a lot less ridiculous. And both antennas got me just two free over-the-air (OTA) HDTV channels.
So a dollar store HDTV antenna seemed a perfectly sane option in comparison. Could Dollarama’s $3 HDTV antenna compete with my $67 higher-end model?
I was totally into it. Nadine was into it too — so she bought me one.
Now I’m the first to admit this is not a scientific study of cheapo TV antenna performance. I would love to outfit The People Across Canada (ok, let’s not limit ourselves here, let’s aim for The People of The World) with $3 HDTV antennas and have them report back with the results. Not gonna happen. So let’s just enjoy my antics for what they are — a mostly thrifty attempt at watching TV for free with a humbling side of curiosity. Now let’s get on with it.
Setting up the $3 RCA HDTV Antenna
STEP ONE: Unpackage The Promise. Unboxing the $3 Dollarama antenna was fun. The unit is labelled ‘refurbished’ and looks very similar to this $20 RCA ANT1052F Digital Flat Antenna sold on Amazon.
BTW: Here’s a refresher on buying refurbished gadgets.
Dollarama’s indoor TV antenna is basically a flat plastic thing with a coax cable that resembles something only Batman would love. The packaging promises free local HD/VHF/UHF signals and improved reception of harder-to-receive channels with the ability to “disappear into surroundings”.
My current $67 RCA ANT1450BF Multi-Directional Amplified Digital Flat Antenna was bought at FutureShop and now sells for $25 on Amazon. This model is a little black monolith with hints of 2001: A Space Odyssey. I’d crack it open, but I doubt it’s full of stars.
The marketing says: “The patented design enhances reception by amplifying weak signals and outperforms traditional antennas with no need for constant adjustments.” I’m guessing the “no need for constant adjustments” part means you don’t have to walk like an Egyptian to watch the CBC. Good to know.
STEP TWO: Assembly. I grabbed my Phillips screwdriver, followed the instructions, and assembled the “antenna wing sections” together.
Be sure to remove the protective plastic coating from the wings if your refurbished model is coated. Despite being the caped crusader, Batman can’t operate at full capacity with plastic coating — everyone knows this.
STEP THREE: Installation. I’m trying to come up with a simpler way of saying: “I then plugged the $3 Batman-like antenna into my television” but the operation was really that simple.