I was at the playground watching my kid play on the ground when I struck up my favourite conversation with my friend Nadine. No, we didn’t talk about panties, or Value Village, or why you should never buy someone else’s panties at Value Village.
We chatted about cutting cable television. The conversation may have gone something like this:
Me: I’ve probably saved a million dollars by cancelling cable four years ago. That math totally works.
Nadine: Me too! I use an HDTV antenna to watch cable channels for free.
Me: Me too! I spent $67 on mine. I get two channels.
Nadine: SIXTY-SEVEN BUCKS? I got mine for $3 at the dollar store and get up to nine channels.
Me: WHAAAAAAAAT? I either love you or not. Hook me up with your dollar store, I’m feeling squawky.
A $3 HDTV indoor antenna from the dollar store? I couldn’t build a homemade TV antenna for that cheap. I should know, I’ve tried with slightly quirky but mostly humiliating results. My daughter calls this one “The Owl”. I call it “The Hideous”.
So a dollar store HDTV antenna seemed a perfectly sane option in comparison. Could Dollarama’s $3 HDTV antenna compete with my $67 higher-end model?
Setting up the $3 RCA HDTV Antenna
STEP ONE: Unpackage The Promise. Unboxing the $3 Dollarama antenna was fun. The unit is labelled ‘refurbished’ and looks very similar to this $20 RCA ANT1052F Digital Flat Antenna.
BTW: Here’s a refresher on buying refurbished gadgets.
My current $67 RCA ANT1450BF Multi-Directional Amplified Digital Flat Antenna was bought at a local tech shop. This model is a little black monolith with hints of 2001: A Space Odyssey. I’d crack it open, but I doubt it’s full of stars.
The marketing says: “The patented design enhances reception by amplifying weak signals and outperforms traditional antennas with no need for constant adjustments.” I’m guessing the “no need for constant adjustments” part means you don’t have to walk like an Egyptian to watch the CBC. Good to know.
STEP TWO: Assembly. I grabbed my Phillips screwdriver, followed the instructions, and assembled the “antenna wing sections” together.
STEP THREE: Installation. I’m trying to come up with a simpler way of saying: “I then plugged the $3 Batman-like antenna into my television” but the operation was really that simple.
Black Monolith: 0
Now for the real test — the channel scan. Does Dollarama’s $3 HDTV Antenna capture as many (or more) channels as my $67 indoor model?
And the winner is…?
So where I am going with this?
Sadly, not far from my living room because that’s where the strongest OTA signal is in my apartment. And that’s kinda the point with catching free OTA airwaves with an HDTV antenna — it’s generally more about your proximity to the TV transmitter than the price of your TV antenna. Results will always vary.
Those watching television in concrete basements might get zero channels while those living in high rises with unobstructed access to TV tower signals often get dozens of channels. I have a hunch no matter which HDTV antenna you hook up, your reception is going to be determined by location, location, location.
So is Dollarama’s $3 HDTV antenna worth it? “Holy jackpot Batman!” If you don’t want to blow the three bucks and risk no reception, go ahead and research signal strengths based on your location by visiting www.antennaweb.org (USA) or www.tvfool.com (Canada) to find which broadcasters transmit locally, your distance from the nearest transmitter, and the direction to point your HDTV antenna for success.
Now excuse me while I step away from the boob tube for a bit. I have a few DIY TV antennas in need of recycling and a TV drama to write. In my made-for-TV movie “The Batman” handily clobbers both “The Owl” and “The Space Invader” while defeating an overpriced villain, “The Black Monolith”. I also owe Nadine three bucks.
Question: How do you get your TV fix on the cheap?